Studying 5 minutes before a test

Month

Studying 5 minutes before a test

Pillow Fights

Expectation:

Reality:

Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

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I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE???

birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year

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